Empty Womb on a Wordless Wednesday

I had a rough night last night.
An unexpected pregnancy announcement on facebook had me reeling in emotion from 2:39am onwards. Instead of wallowing in a self-pitying post though, I'll make use of Wordless Wednesday and share some images that had me pissing my pants laughing yesterday.

And a couple of them are pretty applicable to my current state of the Infertility Blues.

I think I'm gonna make an appointment today to have my Cunt examined......

And I'll prolly take my trusty friend with me..... 

A girl who's T.T.C. can never get enough of her Sperman after all!

But we have to make sure first that there isn't a...

And maybe after my appointment we'll go here for some lunch....

Or maybe here...

 I feel like having...

\I wonder if I'd be more fertile if I had a...

And I know while I'm at the doctor I should make sure I don't have any fresh STD's... 

I HAVE to get one of these for my kids (if & when I have them that is!!)

And if I never do have any kids then the rest of my life will be a....

And I'll blow you all to hell with my....

And... JUST CUZ THEY ARE HILARIOUS...

um.... WHAAAAAT???!?!

 *phew* it's a good thing that I saw that last sign, 'cuz I really feel like dying right now... 

But since it's strictly forbidden I guess I'll continue on with my day. 

Hope I made ya piss your pants ....er.... giggle :p

(sorta) Wordless Wednesday

 Anticipating my balcony....

Here's some pics from last year. 

Following on with the #twitterhometour theme ;) 

If you missed that post you can find it by clicking HERE,or on the button in my sidebar.

 

 Looks like Florida, doesn't it? Pinch, pinch....Nope - it's still Toronto! 

 

These guys are A LOT bigger now!

They are still indoors, but once it's hot enough I'll take pics of them again :D

Here's this year's balcony so far...taken with my new camera! 

 

Yeah... got kinda artsy fartsy with those last ones...

I dunno. I think it kinda works.  What do you think? 

 I love this pink tree    ^                

I will have to get a pic of it from the ground. 

Plus, I still have a LOT of planting to do. 

And I took pics of my raspberry & blueberry 'bushes' but right now they are just a stick sticking out of the dirt with a few little tiny sproutlings starting.  Not so post worthy. 

BUT - Topper was extremely post worthy!

His eyes look so pretty in the natural light with a blue backdrop!

And... that's all folks!

I'm open to suggestions - what would you like to see pictures/ videos of? 

More lizards? More fish? More plants? More fur babies? More... stuff?

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Wordless Wednesday

To honour my Bubby... 

she was so sweet & made the yummiest Matzo Ball's for Passover. 

She's turning 87 this year! 

She's a  Holocaust survivor and pretty much the strongest woman I know. 

More on that in a later post.... this one's already too wordy!

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Wordless Wednesday - First sign of Spring!

Thanks to my sister-in-law @sarahnryan for this pic!

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Wordy Wordless Wednesday

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